Why #DeflateGate Is Just Not A Thing

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So there’s no possible way that what I’m going to say is going to come off as anything but pure, ignorant Patriots homerism to someone who isn’t a Patriots fan or to someone who hates the Patriots, but try to stay with me. Here’s my instant analysis of this situation.

So it leaked tonight that 11 of the 12 Patriots game balls the NFL confiscated and examined were up to two pounds below the legal weight. First of all, how did it take two days to weigh a football? Why didn’t we have this result Sunday night or Monday morning? The NFL referees do this weighing process between two and three hours before game time. Several days is ridiculous. How were those balls transported? Were they flown in a plane? Where did they go? We don’t think any natural (or unnatural) manipulation could have occurred due to differences in air pressure (especially in an air plane)?

Speaking of atmospheric pressure, um…hello?! It was POURING rain. Like a monsoon at Gillette. A huge storm went through that the national weather service sent out a warning about. What happens during rain? Low atmospheric pressure. Look, I’m not a scientist, but I know that there’s a thing called equilibrium to which all things scientifically like to maintain. When there’s a drastic change like that in atmospheric pressure, a ball naturally deflates faster in order to restore equilibrium. Doesn’t anyone remember leaving a basketball or kickball or football in the yard and overnight as you ran inside when it started to rain, only to go outside the next day and find it to be flat (or at least flatter and somewhat deflated)?! This is basic observational science.

Furthermore, an NFL spokesperson came out publicly Monday and said this wasn’t out of the ordinary. Balls regularly get taken out of play and examined, especially during stormy or outdoor conditions. This isn’t new or a surprise. In the NFL rule book, the league even goes so far acknowledging this as to require both home and away teams provide an additional 12 footballs each (so 24 each, total) for outdoor games. This happens ALL THE TIME.

Sixth year Carolina Panthers kicker Graham Gano even chimed in to these exact points and suggested that there is a problem with the NFL protocol.

For the NFL to allow this information – the report that 11 of the 12 balls were deflated – to leak without scope or context is utterly irresponsible, and to conduct the investigation with such limited facts is also irresponsible. Where are the Colts’ balls? Have they been inspected? Where are the other 24 backup footballs? What was their condition?

And by all means, does ANYONE on God’s green Earth outside of Indiana really believe Indy had a chance in this game? Andrew Luck has been blown out every time he’s faced the Patriots, his team had a mess of distractions heading into the game, and this happens to be the best Patriots team Andrew Luck has ever faced. They got hot, faced a banged up and injured Bengals team who has a QB who chokes in big moments, and a banged up Denver team without a run game (apologies to Mr. Anderson), receivers who didn’t finish routes and gave up, and a 38-year-old quarterback with a torn quadriceps who’s also had his neck repaired three times (and I’ve torn my quadriceps muscles before. It’s the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. I actually felt a little bad for Peyton Manning). The Colts were a good team, but they weren’t THAT good, and their opponents didn’t hurt their chances of reaching that game. The Patriots didn’t need to cheat in this game. The thought that they could lose never even crossed their minds. Even if you somehow threw out the science, logically this doesn’t add up.

Finally, the fact that the balls are deflated doesn’t mean the Patriots did it. OR, it could mean an idiot kid (or an adult) who works for the team and thought he was being clever screwed with the ball, which doesn’t place the onus of blame on Brady, Belichick, or anyone else on that field who worked their butts off to win. I’ve yet to see facts that prove that Brady, Belichick, or the Patriots had any involvement. Prove to me they did it. Prove to me it wasn’t the weather. Give me proof.

Even former supervisor of NFL referees Jim Daopoulis chimed in and said this is a non-issue.

For God’s sake, one to two referees handle those same footballs before and after every single play. If they didn’t even notice, why would anyone else? This is a regular occurrence the league prepares for. Give me a break.

People see what they want to see. They believe what they want to believe. Roger Goodell “didn’t see” the Ray Rice videos because it looked bad if he had seen them and then subsequently acted in the manner in which he did. Then the NFL’s investigation of that issue, conducted by someone on their payroll, said the same thing Goodell did. Strange?

You see what you want to see; you believe what you want to believe.

I saw the Patriots play a damn good football game, and I believe they didn’t cheat by deflating footballs. Show me proof otherwise.

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