Tom Brady’s Ego

Tom Fuckin Brady

Hey, my name’s Tom Fuckin Brady. Nice to beat you.

So, I really don’t care about the NFL Draft. I might be the only person on the planet, but it’s just not overly exciting for me, especially when two offensive tackles go with the first two picks. However, easily the funniest moment of last night’s first round came when the Jets made their first pick.

With the 9th overall selection, the Jets selected Alabama cornerback Dee Milliner – shocker, I wonder why they needed one of those – when a parody Twitter account called “Tom Brady’s Ego” tweeted the following:

TB ego, condolences

Awesome.

In 8 words, he summed up what everybody in New England was thinking. If you’re not following this guy, you should. You won’t regret it.